I found a picture online of one and sent it to them. They got overly excited about their “grand-duck” and told my whole family. In HS, I pretended to be Jewish to get out of gym class (they did this insanity training three times per week).Basically, I told the clueless instructor I was an orthodox Jew and that on Fridays and Mondays I could not do hard physical work.Thinking on the spot I said, “yeah I’ve thought about that too and I’ve decided to switch to mechanical engineering”.Welp, I’ll be getting my mech engineering degree this May I told my parents I bought a duck when I was 20 to tease them.He believed me and I never did anything for two years. I was really desperate for an A on my final project for Chinese so I asked my mom(who’s a native speaker) for help.
I had a relationship with one of them for over a year.I was contacted by a recruiter who asked me some questions to gauge my abilities and I straight googled the answers as he was asking them. The rest of the interview was just this guy bragging about all of these projects he had going on. I probably didn’t need to lie, but it was always safer to not disrupt her precious schedule.When I went to the interview, the boss had all of these circuit boards sitting all over his desk. Eventually, debate became a regular activity for me to avoid home.but next year I had the same teacher and she had really high expectations.I end up studying for hours every day while asking my mom to help with my homework for months.